#1. I hate that you plowed my lawn and planted your seeds here, embedding them in the depths of the richest part of the soil I own. You were never welcome, yet you god damned uprooted other plants I carefully selected to shove in your own and now you're telling me these seeds don't bear fruit. TAKE YOUR DAMN SEEDS OUT OF MY GARDEN IF THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO AMOUNT TO ANYTHING - I've had it with your insouciance
#2. I hate that you make lame excuses to get out of doing things you don't want to do. God, do you think I'm an idiot? Your excuses aren't exactly stained glass windows - you bequeath me with lies that are as transparent as anything. Here's something you ought to know about me: I'm excellent at seeing through deception. You act as if I weren't.
#3. I hate that you're sporadic. I am too -
God knows I am the epitome of inconsistence - but you were supposed to be everything I wasn't. You were the promise of something different - I've dealt with myself enough.
#4. I hate your stupid school bag it looks like every other school bag on the planet and it reminds me that you are just the same as every other person on this planet
#5 I hate your shoes - they are falling apart at the seams. Get decent shoes